When Leo thought he was totally stuck…
…along came Saint Nick and nine tiny reinducks.
Sadly neither Leo or Leia watched many movies (because they spent the bulk of the year in a drawer) and therefore didn’t anticipate that there would be a free iceberg excursion.
“I’ll never let go, Leo. I’ll never let go.”
“I’m flying, Leo!!”
Now free from Ken and Barbie worries, Leo and Leia could finally get away for a romantic elf cruise.
Given their crimes against elfkind, Santa sentenced Barbie and Ken to the most severe of punishments – laundry. It seemed as though Leo and Leia could finally return to messing with the older children in the home.
I told you. Never. Mess. With elves.
We all know that love is blind, and that is the very reason that neither Leo nor Leia had noticed the disguised figures watching them from behind the fake yet realistic looking pine. Barbie had never experienced rejection and Ken was still so emotionally raw from that haircut – it was just too much. So later that evening as Leia slept soundly in her own bed in her own home (because this is still a family show), they captured Leo. They didn’t know it yet, but they were about to learn firsthand that you NEVER want to mess with elves…
You can’t buy love, but you can buy forgiveness (for around $20 on Amazon or free if you have a loaner). At last Leo and Leia can be happy together forever! Or can they…